HIGH PRICED PARROT
A man went into a pet shop and saw three parrots sitting in a row. He always wanted a parrot so he asked the owner how much the one on the right cost. The owner said $3,000.
The man was startled and asked, "Why so high?"
The owner said that the parrot knows how to use a computer.
The man then asked how much the parrot in the middle cost.
The owner said $5,000.
The man was even more startled and asked, "Why so high?"
The owner said that the parrot not only knows how to use a computer, he also knows how to program it.
The man then said, "I'm afraid to ask, but how much is the parrot on the left?"
The owner said $10,000.
The man, now totally flabbergasted, asked "why so high?'The owner said, "Because the other two call him boss!"