FARMER PLOWING THE FIELD
A farmer was plowing his field with a pair of bulls when another farmer came by and said, "Jim, why are you plowing the field with your bulls. Why don't you use the oxen?"
Jim: "Don't want to use the oxen. Want to use the bulls."
Other Farmer: "Well, if you don't want to use your oxen, why don't you use your horses?"
Jim: "Don't want to use the horses. Want to use the bulls."
Other Farmer: "Well, if you don't want to use your horses, why don't you use your tractor?"
Jim: "Don't want to use the tractor. Want to use the bulls."
Other Farmer: "Well, just why do you want to use the bulls?"
Jim: "Because I don't want them to think that life is all romance."
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